Wanted: Blind; indecisive egocentric individuals to work Thursday; Fridays and Saturdays. Some travel required; must like to wear white; size doesn't matter as your uniform will have slimming stripes. Prefer people who have no knowledge of football; less than perfect eyesight and loves the colour orange. Pay is less than average and we don't expect you to work as a team but totally individual in a team setting. If you are ever wrong no problem; we want you to make mistakes. No education or experience necessary........