Help!! I am being held hostage in Cochrane, Alberta

HELP!! pLEASE :cry: :cry:
I stopped at a bar in Cochrane and some Stamps fans accused me of sending Henry Burris to Calgary! They are holding me hostage until after the Grey Cup game. HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!
RANSOM IS HENRY BURRIS'S TEETH. HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rockin:
jUST LIKE QUEENS DID TODAY AS UNDERDOGS BEAT THE CALGARY DINOSAURS IN THE VANIER CUP SO TO WILL THE RIDERS UPSET THE MIGHTY ALOUETTES!
RIDER PRIDE NATION WIDE
RIDERS WILL PREVAIL
HAIL SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS WESTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS 2009!! :cowboy: :cowboy:

"... ON GREEN RIDERS, ON GREEN RIDERS , RIDERS ON AND ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rockin: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: