Hamilton Depression Rating Scale

Hamilton Tiger-Cats
#1

Since we all seem to be at the point where we're ready to have fun being a Cat fan again...

The Hamilton Depression Scale is a standard test, used since the 60's, that physicians use to diagnose depression. It's essentially a list of 21 questions that a doc uses to measure the level of a person's depression.

In a wonderful stroke of coincidence, the surname of the dude that invented this thing is Hamilton - so no, it's not quite inspired by our plight. But my thought is, why not create our own version of the test. 21 questions - I'll start with obvious one:

  1. Have you heard who they're starting at QB Saturday night?

All in fun - anyone game?

#2

Isn't it Zuger??...oh sorry, it's not the 60s...

:D :D :D
#3

  1. Whats with the lame Pigskin Pete replacement effort?

  2. Why isn't there a direct flight from Raleigh NC to Hamilton International?

;-)
#4
  1. Since when do we need padding on the walls of IWS when we play the Argos?
:D :D :D
#5

I say we take it off..it only Toronto ..

#6
  1. Coors Light - this is progress?
#7

  1. Why was the new Cats Store on Jarvis St. closed at 2pm Saturday?

  2. Why is Bob still living in Raleigh SC?

#8
  1. Do you show up to Tiger Cat games 4 hours early to get a full 7 hours night sleep?
#9
  1. Why don't the Ticats run that contest anymore where a cheerleader delivers a greasy bucket of fried chicken right to your seat, just as you and your buddies' beer count is reaching triple digits?
#10
  1. Why don't the Ticats run that contest anymore where a cheerleader delivers a six-foot sub on a six-foot 2x4 right to your seat, just as you and your buddies' beer count is reaching triple digits?
#11
  1. When was the last time you saw the Hamilton Tiger Cats score an offencive touchdown.
#12

11.Why doesn't "Cosentino" start the game and "Zuger" can come in off the bench?
(Insert other names )

#13

I can't I get a Huge Sub anymore ?

#14

  1. Will we win a Grey cup before the end of the decade to keep the streak alive?

  2. Will we ever host a Grey Cup again?

#15

Tip: DeRosa Bakery (Wilson & Sanford)

  1. Why do people complain when their lawns go brown in the summer..... when it means less cutting?

  2. Isn't it better grammar to say "till the cattle come home" ? (instead of cows)

:cowboy:
#16

I`d guess because "cows" denotes female cattle, while "cattle" denotes both sexes...

No reason for this, and nothing is intended, but I thought I`d bring it up...

#17
  1. We probably won’t win ‘until the cattle come home.’

P.S.

No offence intended George and Pascal.

#18

Question: When you go to the games, do you find that as you are approaching the stadium you start feeling nauseous and bit queezy in the old tummy? 8)

#19
  1. Why can't I find any of these guys on the ticket stubs on the roster?

That one's for you, cg85 :wink:

#20
  1. Did anyone hear that Marcus Brady got 3 first downs in a row last night?? :wink: