Since we all seem to be at the point where we're ready to have fun being a Cat fan again...
The Hamilton Depression Scale is a standard test, used since the 60's, that physicians use to diagnose depression. It's essentially a list of 21 questions that a doc uses to measure the level of a person's depression.
In a wonderful stroke of coincidence, the surname of the dude that invented this thing is Hamilton - so no, it's not quite inspired by our plight. But my thought is, why not create our own version of the test. 21 questions - I'll start with obvious one:
Have you heard who they're starting at QB Saturday night?
Why don't the Ticats run that contest anymore where a cheerleader delivers a greasy bucket of fried chicken right to your seat, just as you and your buddies' beer count is reaching triple digits?
Why don't the Ticats run that contest anymore where a cheerleader delivers a six-foot sub on a six-foot 2x4 right to your seat, just as you and your buddies' beer count is reaching triple digits?