At a grade school in Edmonton a teacher was talking with her students about
football. She told the students that she was an Edmonton Eskimos fan. She
then asked her students to raise their hands if they, too, were Eskimos
fans. Everyone in the class raised their hand, except Little Johnny. The
teacher looked at Little Johnny with surprise and said, "Little Johnny, why
didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not an Eskimos fan," he
replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not an
Edmonton Eskimos fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Saskatchewan
Roughriders fan, and proud of it," Little Johnny replied. The teacher could
not believe her ears. "Little Johnny, why are you a Roughriders
fan?" "Because my Mom is a Roughriders fan and my Dad is a Roughriders fan,
so that makes me a Saskatchewan Roughriders fan too!" explained Little

"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason
for you to be a Saskatchewan Roughriders fan. You don't have to be just
like your

parents all of the time. Why, what if your Mom was a moron and your Dad was
a moron, what would you be then?"

"Then," Little Johnny smiled, "We'd be Edmonton Eskimos fans."

lol, good one