For the remainder of the year, the fans should call the offensive plays. Hook up those voting keypads in the seats, a la the "ask the audience" segment of "who wants to be a millionaire." Present the fans with 3 different play options, and give them 5 seconds to vote. The play with the majority vote gets called.
The initial 3 plays could even be pre-picked by fans in the days leading up to the game. Then, during the week, we could enjoy threads such as:
"Bye Bye Mikey"
"Extremely disappointed with JerkFaceLoser"
"Bring Back OneMoreDork"
"Bring KKBBEPTRBC to Hamilton"
I bet you a million dollars the team would score more than 2 points, and I bet a gazillion dollars that they would never be shut out again.