Fun songs

And it’s one, two, three,
What are we fighting for ?
Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn,
Next stop is Vietnam;
And it’s five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain’t no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we’re all gonna die.

Surfin’ Bird - Trashmen

And They’re coming to take me away Ha Ha
They’re coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I’ll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
and they’re coming to take me away ha ha

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I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night as I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of…
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

I think I’ll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer, I’ll admit
Each time I say, “Darling, I love you”
She tells me that I’m full of…
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

Our baby fell out of the window
You’d think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of…
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

My old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
In order to fulfill her wishes
She was buried in six feet of…
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

When I was in France with the army
One day I looked inside my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with…
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

And now folks my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
And if anyone of you feel offended
Push your head in a bucket of…
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

Oh Lord it’s hard to be humble
When you’re perfect in every way
I can’t wait to look in the mirror
Cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh Lord It’s hard to be humble,
But I’m doing the best that I can

By Mac Davis