Ford Motor Company changing name because of Rob Ford

C.P.- The C.E.O. for the historic Ford Motor Company has announced that the company is considering changing its name to the HENRY MOTOR COMPANY due to the negative and embarassing exploits of Mayor Rob Ford of Toronto. Furthermore, the C.E.O. produced a document which allegedly contains evidence which definitively proves Rob Ford is not at all related to Henry Ford!
-C.P.

I don't think ford is even rob's real name. I think he used to be a Desoto.

Don't you mean the HENRY BURRIS MOTOR COMPANY, to honor Hamilton's QB who will be drinking from the Grey Cup next Sunday? Yes….I believe that is what you meant to say Turkeybend2.