Ewww. Really? There's an image I don't want to see. How about.."choosing" their seats.
At least ya won't have to worry about splinters in your arse!!!! 
I'm told every seat will come with a black magic marker so people can mark the seat number just in case that's an item that they couldn't complete on time. 
Will the upper deck have steel benches as seats? Or individual plastic ones?
I heard every seat will be perfect comfort for your Butt, lots of leg room, extra wide with an actual back support, if they added in a message unit and a cup holder fans could just stay at at the stadium and hang out??
Cup holders SWEET no more spilling the golden beer when u stand to cheer now I'm reallllyyY excited :rockin:
Hang out? Sounds interestiing BIG. How much if they up the seat a notch and make it a retirement type setup? 
All I need close by is a beer or liquor store, grocery store and pharmacy. Probably in that order.