Facts About Sandro Deangelis

Hamilton Tiger-Cats
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  • Sandro Deangelis once participated in The Running of the Bulls. He walked.

  • Sandro Deangelis is the only kicker in the CFL that can actually e-mail a field goal.

  • According to Einsteins theory of relativity, Sandro Deangelis can actually kick a field goal yesterday.

  • When people say "Nobody is perfect", Sandro Deangelis takes this as a personal insult.

  • Sandro Deangelis can actually TASTE victory.

  • Sandro Deangelis can smell what The Rock is cooking. Because The Rock is Sandro's personal Chef.

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Sandro Deangelis :thup: and Eskies Noel Prefontaine: your writeup is a perfect fit. Only change is; Noel and Sandro can kick a field goal tommorrow as per yesterday.

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Say wwwwhhhat?

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  • Sandro Deangelis has counted to infinity. Twice.

  • Water boils faster when Sandro Deangelis watches it.

  • There's no "I" in team, but there's one in "Deangelis" so F U team!

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:cowboy: Year of the Tiger.
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Eskies fans… almost as delusional as Rider fans.

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There is also an i in WIN, but it takes a team effert! The water boil faster was funny, the 2nd one was a little insulting to the team!

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"When Sandro files his income tax, he sends only blank forms and a picture of himself ready to kick a field goal, Sandro has never had to pay taxes, never"!!! :rockin: :rockin:

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Cool. :rockin: :rockin:

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There is no "i" in "team"

But there is an "m" and an "e". . . . . ME

Jesus walked on water. . . Sandro Deangelis can swim through land.

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Copy thread from Setta last year...yawn
Sorry to be a grump....sort of

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Sandro DeAngelis dances after a field goal....

Sorry, Rusty, it's just not the same. :lol: :wink:

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I don’t care if he does the ‘tootsie roll’ or ‘the snake’ after every field goal as long as his percentage stays the same.

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this is funny.I lol'd.

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Sandro DeAngelis misses the uprights as frequently as the Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

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Very observant. But each and every one of these facts are 100% true. They can be verified. Just ask Chuck Norris.

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A book once won a Pulitzer prize because it was rumoured that Sandro had read it.

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When Sandro Deangelis yawns goal posts everywhere tremble.

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sure is a long off season :roll: :roll: :roll:

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  • Sandro Deangelis thinks the Argos are insane for trying to sign all these NFL bench warmers. (Hamdan/Lemon).