Well lets see now, we bring in fat boy slim and he was a ghost,well as much as that is possible at his size. We bring in Coleman and can't help think he is on his way out. We bring in Muniz and he can't hold onto the ball now we go after a guy that has little to no intent on playing in the league. Oh yes lets not forget we sign a guy that was in a medical induced coma with a terrible disease that effects the nervous system. Yeah this seems about right.
Sniff, sniff, sniff, what is that odor? Ahh the stench of desperation in all its glory. We give up yet another neg list player and who knows who that was,for another guy that says " But I have no intention of playing here"
Hey why not just take an ad out on the internet? You know worded something like. " If you can walk at a brisk pace, have ever played any sport at any time in your life, or know where Canada is then please come to Regina and try out for a new and exciting career possibility playing pro football. Bonuses will be paid to those that have actual football playing experience. Preference will be given though to those that even know what a football is and are not still in a coma, but even those that are will be taken into consideration as the Riders are an equal opportunity employer.
Geez Louise I mean really? Enough of this taken long shots in the dark and actually bring in some players that, God forbid, don't gag at the thought of playing here? I know where is the challenge in that?
Like I said about the DT signing. I give the guy full credit for his courage and his attempt at a comeback but sorry this again seems like such an unrealistic long shot.
I mean is this something that Murphy did in Calgary and we just didn't get wind of it? Or is this a new thing the CFL is experimenting with and only the Riders volunteered to try it? I could see the ad for that too. Give us 3 weeks and we can make anyone a football hero. It sound like a publicity stunt but frankly I'm not laughing.