do your balls have names

I have one football named Notley and another named Trump

I find the idea of kicking the hell out of them very appealing

Here would be Ford and Trump


no matter how much you look up, you wont find any hair

Ffffftttt!!! Eat your heart out!

My mane can’t be beat. I had more neon blue hair just a couple of months ago than you’ve ever had hair of any colour!


Beautiful hair, bat sh…t crazy ugly face but gorgeous hair without question. :-*