Pete Costanza has been hired as receivers coach with the Stampeders. He is not to be confused with one of the Ticats' receiving coach candidates of the past, shown here from his "Holiday Inn Express Football Minds" photo spread...
Michael Richards was unavailable as a candidate because he was beginning his sensitivity training at the proper setting of 20,000 volts. 
Oski Wee Wee,
I am surprised he left his job at Vandelay Industries.
There is good money in latex these days.
Do I detect a shrinkage factor there? Hmmm, those aren't swimming shorts though, hmmm...
I suppose he is giving up his job with George Steinbrener and the Yankees to become our receivers' coach. Good move!
I guess Costanza will have to give up his aspiration to become an architect, or a marine biologist for that matter!
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