What the &??% is wrong with your special teams? Can they run a play without taking a penalty? First play of the game, no yards. First punt return, illegal block. Next kickoff, offside- it takes talent to actually be offside on a kick. Holy cr*p, do you guys practice? Do you have a copy of the rule book? Why are you getting worse every game?
And can you please tell Boris that the ball is supposed to go between the uprights?
Tonight's game was one of the worst in recent memory, and that's saying a lot.