C.P.- David Braley, the eccentric furniture store franchise owner, who is the first person in CFL history to own two teams at the same time, has been exchanged as a prisoner by the Federal Government in Ottawa with the U.S. for billionaire tycoon Conrad Black. Conditions leaked out about the exchange include that Black must purchase the Argos , be the team water boy and his wife Barbara Amiel , famous MacLeans magazine columnist, must dress as an Argo cheerleader for all home games this year. Braley was accused of attempting to monopolize not only the CFL but all furniture stores in Canada. Part of the prisoner exchange involves Casey Printers going to Alberquerque Hila Monsters Semi-Pro team and Paul mcCallum being sent to Folsom Prison’s old age section. Braley will be serving time with Lindsay Lohan, a Hollywood brat actress and part of Braley’s punishment will be to be placed in an adjoining cell to Lohan forcing him to hear her whining 24 hrs. a day. Wally Buono was implicated in the charges and has been sentenced to be a back up singer for the rock group KISS when they are on tour in North America this winter. Adam Rita has been taken into custody and will be released with only a surfboard in Tofino, British Columbia with instructions to get back to Hawaii from whence you came. Further details will be forthcoming!!! :oops:
source = M. York!!!!!!!!!!!!!