he uses very course grain sandpaper for TP
ok, you add some more…and keep it realistic ehh 
he goes bear-huntin’ with a switch!
Chuck Norris is so tough…
He’s NOT afraid to go to a TFC game dressed as a female reporter.
Chuck Norris is so tough:
He had no ass crack, but tore one open by farting!
Chuck Norris is so tough…
UnlikeSebastian Giovinco, he doesn’t cry and whine because the pitch isn’t perfect at BMO.