Chuck Norris is so tough....

he uses very course grain sandpaper for TP

ok, you add some more…and keep it realistic ehh :slight_smile:

he goes bear-huntin’ with a switch!

Chuck Norris is so tough…

He’s NOT afraid to go to a TFC game dressed as a female reporter.

Chuck Norris is so tough:

He had no ass crack, but tore one open by farting!

Chuck Norris is so tough…

UnlikeSebastian Giovinco, he doesn’t cry and whine because the pitch isn’t perfect at BMO.