America: Hey Toronto i hear your getting real big into Soccer
Toronto: Yeah,its it all the rage in Eurpoe
US: Europe!,ithought you wanted to be america!, i should of knowed when i watched a raptors game and i couldn't pronounce over half the names on the team!
TO: NO daddy! we still want to be american,we just like Futball
US: you mean "Soccer"
US: No, listen Toronto,you wantned to be american so we helped you out,first we made Hockey cool here and our ppl started to realize your "Maple Leafs"
TO: yes daddy and we thank you
US then we gave you are beloved baseball and TWO world series!
TO: yes daddy, and thank you
US: then we gave you basketball
TO: yes daddy we love are Raps
US: then we give you the NFL games once a year
TO: GO BILLS!!
US: and as soon as Ralf Wison dies, and you build a multi million dollar stadium for a team that will be like your Jays,you know a OK team that will never win because it has to compete with New York and Boston,you know like the Blue Jays
TO: i know daddy,we can't wait
US: so if you want that team you better be like us and hate soccer
TO: So unless there kicking Field Goals no more balls touching feet,right?
TO: And daddy
TO: Now can we be part of the United States?,we'll be just another city in the state of New York if you want
US: Okay, as long as you bring Don Cherry with you,he makes those pesky hockeyy ppl on ESPN nut themselfs