Ok ok, I know I got probably a few people looking at this shaking their heads, but in honour of Turkey I thought I would mix it up a little bit.
According to valid sources in Toronto courtesy of Marty York, Danny Machochia before realizing he had maintained full coaching duties of the Eskimoes was out job hunting. Upon job hunting a job application was found, handed in, and accepted by ENP inc. (Elves of the North Pole) as well as a training video was leaked http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9628985120. When questioned if this was just an off season move tinkerbe... errr Danny stated "The CFL is a business. A job opportunity came up almost immediately, I easily met height restrictions and was told I was a perfect candidate for the job. I look forward to a busy offseason and will keep my eyes peeled for any possible football talent I may run into on my stay in the North" Mark Cohon is currently in talks with the Jolly St. Nick for a possible expansion team in the North, but until more credible details on the situation are uprooted not much can be said.
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Marty "the maniac" York