WINNIPEG — The Winnipeg Blue Bombers has agreed to terms with Canadian defensive tackle Jake Thomas on a one-year contract extension, the team announced on Wednesday.
Do the Bombers have a Canadian solution when Thomas is gone?
We plan to have him stuffed and mounted on a tackling sled. He'll be with us for the next decade at least (or until the flies start to complain). 
Does Thomas know of this plan?
He'll find out the moment he tries to leave.
haha just let me be there when that happens
Okay. Once I tell you you'll be an accomplice.
Good, then we will go to jail together share a cell and you can spend your remaining days listening to me tell you how great the Stamps are
You're in Calgary. They execute jaywalkers there. Here in Winnipeg it's all 'catch and release'.
As a native Calgarian, I'll let you in on a little secret..... we only punish jaywalkers from Winnipeg and Saskatchewan.
Yes, and they will play with 7+ Canadian starters just like everyone else in the league.
lol ok interesting response
How will your fledgling 'Prairie Jaywalkers Industry' survive in light of this announcement? Has the Calgary Minister in charge of 'Misdemeanor Criminal Acts of Bipedal Movement' been informed? There are many urgent questions in need of immediate answer Mrstallion.