Yarr Captain Paolo… speakin’ of forbidden techniques, they be after our Assistant GM. Or at least they be talkin’ up a storm on the TigerCat forums about the pros and cons of luring Danny Mac to Hamilton to bolster their sagging fortunes Danny Mac...why?
But if it be sagging fortunes they want, why not first bring in Captain Assistant GM Cheddar Cheese (from the creamy Dip Ship HMS Stinky) to lure Danny into their pirate lair? Yarr, with those two joining forces the combo of ‘Mac and Cheese’ would reign terror upon the Spanish Main… otherwise known as ‘The East’.
The mere thought of coming face to face on the high seas with pasta this powerful makes me blood run cold Captain Paolo. 