ACCORDING TO MARTY JERK, THE BC LIONS WILL START BOBBY ACKLES AT QB FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE SEASON. " HE HAS DONE EVERYTHING ELSE FOR THE ORGANIZATION INCLUDING BEING WATER BOY WAY BACK WHEN SO WHY NOT GIVE HIM A CHANCE", SAID A TESTY HEAD COACH WALLY BUONO. DAVE DICKENSON IS STILL INJURED FROM DOING A FACEPLANT WHILST TRYING TO TACKLE, CASEY HAS AN INJURED WRIST FROM CLUTCHING HIS CELL PHONE TOO TIGHT, and AS FAR A BUCK GOES, WELL HE WAS LAST SEEN FLIRTING WITH THE PEROGY GAL IN WINTERPEG AND HAS NOT BEEN HEARD FROM SINCE", ADDED AN AGITATED BUONO. mARTY JERK ALSO ADDED THAT O'ACKLES WILL BE REPLACING O'MAHONEY AS O'KICKER. "BOBBY HAS IRISH ROOTS, HAS CONVERTED TO CATHOLICISM, AND, WEARS FOUR-LEAF CLOVERS IN HIS UNDERWEAR.", POINTED OUT BUONO!! aLSO MARTY JERK HAS DISCOVERED THAT TODD BERTUZZI WILL BE THE NEW HOLDER ON FIELD GOALS REPLACING THE LIONS JASON CRUMMY. APPARENTLY, BERTUZZI TOOK UP FOOTBALL DURING HIS SUSPENSION FROM HOCKEY AND HAS MEMORIZEDTHE BC LIONS FIGHT SONG--' C'MON AND ROAR YOU LIONS ROAR'!!!!- ACCORDING TO MARTY JERK!
---- Canadian Press
LMAO, TB!!! that is too much!
THAT'S TOPS!!!!!!!
Un-freakin'-believable. Another gem, as always, bender. Nice touch with the bogus Canadian Press credit.
lmao, that is beautiful!
CASEY HAS AN INJURED WRIST FROM CLUTCHING HIS CELL PHONE TOO TIGHT.
I almost died reading that.
Turkey...You've been peeking! Now the secret is out!
The sadest thing is.Turkey is the brains of the rider nation.
lol.....another post of the year can. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Excellent post from a very clever guy. It made me laugh to the point of almost crying. Thanks alot for adding all this humor so everyone can enjoy it.
LMAOROTF!
OOPS- I made an error it was O'McLoughlan for O'Mahoney not O'Ackles!!!
Terribly sorry for the error in reporting!!!
-Marty O'Jerk
that was pretty hilarious, and im a big Lions fan
Still so hateful. Why the hatred? Its not important. Nevermind.
Don't worry be happy!!
Things would be extremely dull without SASKARGO. Like it or not her rudeness, bitterness, smacking, insulting etc. etc. would be dearly missed although deep down inside there is a kind, compassionate person somewhere. This is a site for rabid CFL fans who have extreme loyalties and opinions. Good natured smacking is expected. Don't take it personally- I don't , but, if you ever feel from reactions on the site that you may have crossed the line- accept it , deal with it in an approprieate way and get on with life.
There are no wars happening here, no deaths , no bombs.
Peace,
CFL Rules
SAskargo drools sometimes , so does Turkeybend!
Good points turkeybend, I took something personally a couple days ago, and it was pretty dum on my part. I apologized, cause well, it was dum for me to over-react.
I look at this place as a fun place to spend my work-day at. 
Well, that and to talk about football, which I don't get to do much of otherwise.