Who is this clown, you asked? Here. Taken from his own website:
Andy Juniper has written two novels, The Sunforth Chronicles (Mosaic Press, 2003), and Sweet Grass (Mosaic Press, 1994). He has also published two compilations of humour essays, When You Get Done BleediNg Will You Get Me A Snack (Mosaic Press, 1977) and Strangled Eggs (LTD Books, 2005).
Andy has been writing professionally for nearly 27 years. He began his career as a journalist specializing in editorials, features and personality profiles. He worked at The Woodstock Sentinel-Review in Woodstock, Ontario, and The Chronicle Journal-Times News in Thunder Bay, Ontario, before joining The Globe & Mail in 1980. He left the Globe in 1982 to work as an editor for an international publishing house. In 1984, he began his own freelance business, which continues today.
For the past eighteen years, Andy's off-the-wall essays have been published weekly in The Oakville Beaver and periodically in newspapers and magazines across Canada. To date, he has written more than 800 columns and garnered a large, loyal audience.
I guess that gives him all the knowledge he needs to critic football...