Break out the Depends at half-time folks; the Als desperately need a diaper change!
AC is running for his life and throwing lame ducks (one fumble that cost them 7 points).
Damon Duval is slicing the pigskin like a bad golfer.
Nurse Trestman and his assistant coaches will be lucky to get all the diapers changed by the 2nd half.
Maybe Blue Rodeo can play the Als a lullaby because right now, they're crying the blues.