Our teams have had quite a few good alley scraps over the years, but that won’t be the case this year unless you help us.
Lyle Bauer, our CEO, has chosen not to remove our inept and predictable tandem OC (Cartwright) and head coach (Berry) that went 2-6-1 in the last half of the season. We have no chance of beating you, yet Lyle Bauer refuses to make changes.
I’m asking the Als to do the following:
-Run up the score as high as you can. Carve up our secondary like a Thanksgiving turkey. Go for 2 point converts when you’re up by more than 30 points. Try a few onside kicks and fake punts, maybe a few trick plays.
-If an Als player is running out of bounds, don’t worry if you need Doug Berry’s or Kit Cartwright’s knees to break your impact; we’ll understand. Bonus points if Lyle Bauer is on the sidelines!!!
I suspect Lyle Bauer is sabotaging this year’s team to soften the club up for private ownership and a big payoff.
Administer the coup de grace–break Winnipeg’s back! Don’t stop till you score 50 points; then score 50 more! You’ll be doing us a big favour!!! We’d do the same for you if the roles were reversed.
A good enemy in sports is more valuable than a good friend and we hate your guts. We know you feel the same way about us. (I’ll be sending this letter to the Als and Bombers front offices–maybe they’ll get the message.