Our teams have had quite a few good alley scraps over the years, but that won't be the case this year unless you help us.
Lyle Bauer, our CEO, has chosen not to remove our inept and predictable tandem OC (Cartwright) and head coach (Berry) that went 2-6-1 in the last half of the season. We have no chance of beating you, yet Lyle Bauer refuses to make changes.
I'm asking the Als to do the following:
-Run up the score as high as you can. Carve up our secondary like a Christmas turkey. Go for 2 point converts when you're up by more than 30 points. Try a few onside kicks and fake punts, maybe a few trick plays.
-If an Als player is running out of bounds, don't worry if you need Doug Berry's or Kit Cartwright's knees to break your impact; we'll understand.
I suspect Lyle Bauer is sabotaging this year's team to soften the club up for private ownership and a big payoff.
Administer the coup de grace--break Winnipeg's back! Don't stop till you score 50 points; then score 50 more! You'll be doing us a big favour!!! We'd do the same for you if the roles were reversed.
A good enemy in sports is more valuable than a good friend and we hate your guts. We know you feel the same way about us. (I'll be sending this letter to the Als and Bombers front offices--maybe they'll get the message.
-Kevin Glenn passed for over 5000 yards last year! No QB even came close. No one has the Weapons of Pass Destruction the Bombers do!
-Blink is the best runner (tailback) in the league, period, as is our our o-line.
-Our D-line, the Suicide Bombers, can mess up any o-line in the league and aren't a bunch of dirty cheaters like B.C.'s D-line. Our D-line has honor.
Even with KG out with a broken arm in the Grey Cup, half decent coaching would have enabled us to secure the cup that was rightfully ours.
Saskatchewan are placeholders, zeros, polishing our Grey Cup until we take it back. Once the cancers Bauer, Berry and Cartwright are removed from this club, we will take vengeance on every team that stands in our way. We're only 2 games out of first place. It's only gonna take one competent coach on offense to unleash the WPD and Charles Roberts' footprints on your face.
The Bombers are just waiting to for someone, anyone to turn them loose on the sad sack teams of the CFL. When that happens, the Bombers won't be counting wins, they'll be counting broken bones of those who dared to stand in the way of taking back what was STOLEN from us. And Kevin Eiben, we haven't forgotten about you. You're going Greyhound this year.