40 things seldom heard in Saskatchewan Merry Xmas

  1. Nope, I don't think there's a Reserve around here.
  2. I heard the bonspiel was going to be alcohol free
  3. Did you hear Nicole Kidman was spotted in Prince Albert?
  4. Duct tape isn't going to fix that.
  5. Come to think of it cancel that beer, I'll have a wine spritzer.
  6. We don't keep firearms in this house
  7. Is the seafood fresh?
  8. Sorry can't help you, I don't know where you could find a VLT.
  9. I think John Deere Green looks tacky
  10. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe
  11. I think it's fair that Teresa lost the CDN Idol competition, that little Albertan hobbit was just way more talented.
  12. Honey, did you mail that donation to P.E.T.A.?
  13. So that's a tractor.
  14. Perogies? What is that?
  15. Why would we need beer? I thought we were just going fishing, hunting, golfing, for a drive, curling, across the street)
  16. Honey, we don't need another dog
  17. Who's Tommy Douglas?
  18. So a Co-op's a store? Is there one in this town?
  19. Too many deer heads detract from the decor
  20. Could you give me a hand to draw this map. The top and bottom are just straight lines, what bout the sides?
  21. I just couldn't find a thing at Canadian Tire today.
  22. Over here is our line of tofu meat products.
  23. Aw Tim Horton's again, there's a Starbucks down the street
  24. Why would you need a big truck like that?
  25. So that's a Buffalo, what's a Bison?
  26. Did you remember to change your clock?
  27. I was thinking of adding a spoiler to my lowered Honda.
  28. Are you going to make it to Saskatoon for the gay parade?
  29. I don't think the Roughriders have a chance this year.
  30. I've got two cases of Corona for the Grey Cup
  31. Could I please be served in French
  32. I just don't feel like Bingo tonight
  33. Shame about Moose Jaw getting hit by that hurricane. (mudslide,earthquake, volcano, avalanche etc.)
  34. So, what phone company are you with?
  35. Hey, here's an episode of "Corner Gas" that we haven't seen
  36. I don't have a favorite farm equipment brand.
  37. It's just over that hill. (or just around the bend in the hiway)
  38. I'm just going to skip white tail season this year, I can't find any one to tape The View.
  39. I'm rooting for the Eskimos to take it.
  40. Nope, no more for me, I'm snowmobiling home

How about hey honey we should have moved the house to the states for Christmas!!!Never hear that very often in Saskatchewan.
Trailor lots in the states are to expensive!!!!!

Not bad rw, not bad at all......

Although I don't think I've ever decided on a favourite farm equipment brand.... I'd probably pick JD just cause they're the biggest... whoops, there I go proving your point hey? :slight_smile:

Well it truly is funny because a friend of mine that bucked the trend and move to Rollo tells me they use his house as the doctors house on corner gas. Come on that here some Calgary or Alberta jokes. Here is one the True CFL Champions this year are the Eskimo's oops that might touch a nerve.

He actually moved to rollo? ( I know it's not spelled that way, but anything else I've typed doesn't even look like english, so I'm copying....) I take it he does something that he can do from there.... although there was that guy who won the contest and took the piece of land in Climax, I thought that was different.....

But yeah, most of those jokes would fit here, maybe not that Cdn Idol one, at least down in the hat. :slight_smile:

Yes he did move from Calgary to the great little town and he just loves it!

Rouleau.....used to live near there......well, nearish, anyway.....

You are right on the spelling of course I use Rollo to bug my friend. Besides I believe ereyone love the rollo’s right. I believe the Notre Damn Hounds are there as well right!

Notre Dame is based out of Wilcox.

Are they not close to each other.

Yes - very close. I think they’re only about 20 kms apart. Someone correct me on this if I’m wrong…