Hold on, I think this bribery charge of the officials foisted now upon @Maaax is somewhat harsh.
As some know already, Maaax Beaver is also descended from ancestrally prehistoric overgrown beavers the size of bears. Yes, they really did exist. Check it out on YouTube!
Standing now almost 2m in height to the top of his hair when he fully extends up his front paws, and rather furry with big shiny front teeth, he is a natural diplomat.
For example, when he’s on the field at games and says something like,
“Gnaw ref, that’s not going to work. Let’s go ahead and perhaps go with your second choice. What do you suggest now?”, well that conversation almost always takes a convincing and effective turn.
Perhaps I should tell my Great Uncle Ernesto Blofeld and Captain Timbers about him too.
The short victory parade and the awards ceremony are long over.
It’s time for the party this weekend. Rumour has it that Mr. Beaver will show up for this one as well.
Look at those fantastic finishes, and I think now that I speak for many in here as well,
it feels rather intimidating to be in here amongst all these heavily seasoned professionals.
/hat tip “Kingpin”
This is the first year in which I haven’t sunk out of playoff contention by the half-season mark! And even then, there have been so many photo finishes to games where it felt like the equivalent of a coin flip decided the outcome. I’m sure next year will see a new top 10…