2019 OFFICIAL HOLLYWOOD TOP 27 - USports Football

Montreal at Laval should be intense. Anyone know where to catch a broadcast of that one?

To answer my own question, I could find no stream online of the game . . . and it looks like it was not the most intense of games afterall, with Laval winning 16-3.

For anyone interested, though, I found links for AUS games, Canada West games, and OUA games. Note, you have to pay for the Canada West games, but the Atlantic and Ontario ones are free.

Quebec games are on TVA Sports.

OFFICIAL HOLLYWOOD TOP 27 - WEEK 9

This week’s penultimate ranking required a boost. So in addition to a collection of three SI supermodels (Allie Ayers, Gigi Hadid, and Irina Shayk) I had to reach out to US presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard. She’s the one who is suing Google and called out Crooked Hillary. Awesome! The Crooked One claimed that Tulsi was a Russian agent. The shark has been jumped.

If Tulsi told Crooked Hillary to get stuffed whilst wearing this outfit, it would break the internet.

PRIOR OHT27s:
2018 thread
Week 1
Week 2
Week 3
Week 4
Week 5
Week 6
Week 7
Week 8

STEP 1: RESULTS

CANADA WEST
Calgary 29 Manitoba 43
Regina 31 Alberta 17
Saskatchewan 37 UBC 38

OUA
Carleton 22 Laurier 10
Guelph 40 Toronto 26
York 2 Queen’s 23
Ottawa 23 W. Ontario 32
Waterloo 14 McMaster 31

RSEQ
Concordia 27 Sherbrooke 19
Montreal 3 Laval 16

AUS
Saint Mary’s 18 Acadia 28
Bishop’s at Mount Allison

Links: Schedule : Standings

STEP 2: REGIONAL RANKINGS

The rankings show each team’s conference record followed by their overall record. The games marked # are non-conference games. The games marked * are games against a jabroni.

Imagine Hillary Clinton or Elizabeth Warren in this shot instead.

CANADA WEST

1 Calgary (5-2, 5-2) beat Alta Man UBC Reg Alta lost Sask Man
2 Manitoba (4-3, 5-3) beat Reg# Sask UBC Reg Cal lost Cal Alta Sask
3 Alberta (4-3, 4-3) beat Reg Man Sask UBC lost Cal Cal Reg
4 Saskatchewan (4-3, 4-3) beat UBC Reg Cal Man lost Man Alta UBC
5 Regina (2-5, 2-6) beat UBC Alta lost Man# Alta Sask Cal Man UBC
6 UBC (2-5, 2-5) beat Reg Sask lost Reg Sask Cal Man Alta

WTF! Last week the bottom 3 beat the top 3. It seems really hard for one CW team to beat another CW team twice.

There are ways to break deadlocks, but this mess is rough. First, the top 4 are in The Blob and the last 2 are Ham’n’Eggers. Here are the category records for the top 4:

Calgary v Blob 3-2 v H&E 2-0
Manitoba v Blob 2-3 v H&E 2-0
Alberta v Blob 2-2 v H&E 2-1
Sask v Blob 2-2 v H&E 2-1

So the Bedrock Boys are #1, clearly. Manitoba, Alberta, and Saskatchewan all have 2 wins against category. Manitoba has no losses against a Ham’n’Egger, so they get #2. Alberta and Saskatchewan are identical, and the Evil Monkeys get the nod on the head-to-head result. Note that onion-skin paper would have a hard time fitting between those teams, however.

Hats off to Tulsi for her great work on the OHT27. Good luck on the lawsuit against Google!

ONTARIO

1 W. Ontario (8-0, 8-0) beat Laur Que McM Wat Carl Gue Wind Ott
2 McMaster (6-2, 6-2) beat Gue Ott York Wind Tor Wat lost UWO Carl
3 Guelph (6-2, 6-2) beat Carl York Wat Ott Que Tor lost McM UWO
4 Ottawa (5-3, 5-3) beat Que Laur York Carl Wind lost McM Gue UWO
5 Carleton (4-4, 4-4) beat Que Tor McM Laur lost Gue UWO Wat Ott
6 Waterloo (4-4, 4-4) beat Tor Wind Carl York lost Gue UWO Laur McM
7 Laurier (4-4, 4-4) beat York Que Wind Wat lost UWO Tor Ott Carl
8 Queen’s (3-5, 3-5) beat Wind Tor York lost Carl UWO Ott Laur Gue
9 Toronto (2-6, 2-6) beat Wind Laur lost Wat Que Carl McM York Gue
10 Windsor (1-7, 1-7) beat York lost Tor Wat Que McM UWO Laur
11 York (1-7, 1-7) beat Tor lost Wind Laur Gue McM Ott Wat Que

Only two games this week were amongst the teams in the #2-#7 group. McMaster beat Waterloo and Carleton beat Laurier. None of these teams beat #1 Urban Cowboys. Only Laurier suffered defeat against a #8-#11 team. Here are the head-to-head records of the #2-#7 teams:

McMaster 3-1
Guelph 3-1
Ottawa 2-2
Carleton 2-3
Waterloo 1-3
Laurier 1-2 (also lost to Toronto)

McMaster jumps Guelph based on head-to-head result and the rest fall into place.

The blue in Allie Ayers’ bikini nicely matches the blue in the RSEQ logo.

QUEBEC

1 Laval (6-1, 6-1) beat Sher Con McG Conc McG Mtl lost Mtl
2 Montreal (6-2, 6-2) beat Conc Sher McG Lav Conc McG lost Sher Lav
3 McGill (2-5, 2-5) beat Conc Sher lost Mtl Sher Lav Mtl Lav
4 Concordia (2-5, 2-5) beat Sher Sher lost Mtl McG Lav Mtl Lav
5 Sherbrooke (2-5, 2-5) beat McG Mtl lost Lav Mtl Conc McG Conc

Just when Sherbrooke looked like a break-through team, they lose to Concordia. Clearly the lower 3 are Ham’n’Eggers. Need I address the impact of Laval’s win over Montreal?

Gigi Hadid is fascinated by the AUS.

ATLANTIC

1 Acadia (7-0, 7-1) beat Bish SFX SMU MtA Bish SFX SMU lost MtA#
2 Bishop’s (4-4, 4-4) beat SFX MtA SFX SMU lost Aca SMU Aca MtA
3 Saint Mary’s (3-4, 4-4) beat SFX# MtA Bish SFX lost Aca MtA Bish Aca
4 Mount Allison (3-4, 4-4) beat Aca# SFX SMU Bish lost SFX SMU Bish Aca
5 St. FX (1-6, 1-7) beat MtA lost SMU# Bish Aca SMU MtA Bish Aca

The SMUskies get 3rd over the Mounties based on strength of schedule. Wild ending out east is in the offing. Can the Mounties get their man (i.e. unbeaten Acadia)?

STEP 3: THE BLEND

“CONTENDERS”
1 W. Ontario (8-0, 8-0) beat Laur Que McM Wat Carl Gue Wind Ott
2 Laval (6-1, 6-1) beat Sher Con McG Conc McG Mtl lost Mtl

“THE BLOB”
3 Calgary (5-2, 5-2) beat Alta Man UBC Reg Alta lost Sask Man
4 McMaster (6-2, 6-2) beat Gue Ott York Wind Tor Wat lost UWO Carl
5 Manitoba (4-3, 5-3) beat Reg# Sask UBC Reg Cal lost Cal Alta Sask
6 Guelph (6-2, 6-2) beat Carl York Wat Ott Que Tor lost McM UWO
7 Alberta (4-3, 4-3) beat Reg Man Sask UBC lost Cal Cal Reg
8 Montreal (6-2, 6-2) beat Conc Sher McG Lav Conc McG lost Sher Lav
9 Saskatchewan (4-3, 4-3) beat UBC Reg Cal Man lost Man Alta UBC
10 Ottawa (5-3, 5-3) beat Que Laur York Carl Wind lost McM Gue UWO
11 Carleton (4-4, 4-4) beat Que Tor McM Laur lost Gue UWO Wat Ott
12 Waterloo (4-4, 4-4) beat Tor Wind Carl York lost Gue UWO Laur McM
13 Laurier (4-4, 4-4) beat York Que Wind Wat lost UWO Tor Ott Carl

“HAM’N’EGGERS”
14 McGill (2-5, 2-5) beat Conc Sher lost Mtl Sher Lav Mtl Lav
15 Acadia (7-0, 7-1) beat Bish SFX SMU MtA Bish SFX SMU lost MtA#
16 Regina (2-5, 2-6) beat UBC Alta lost Man# Alta Sask Cal Man UBC
17 Concordia (2-5, 2-5) beat Sher Sher lost Mtl McG Lav Mtl Lav
18 UBC (2-5, 2-5) beat Reg Sask lost Reg Sask Cal Man Alta
19 Sherbrooke (2-5, 2-5) beat McG Mtl lost Lav Mtl Conc McG Conc
20 Queen’s (3-5, 3-5) beat Wind Tor York lost Carl UWO Ott Laur Gue
21 Bishop’s (4-4, 4-4) beat SFX MtA SFX SMU lost Aca SMU Aca MtA
22 Toronto (2-6, 2-6) beat Wind Laur lost Wat Que Carl McM York Gue
23 Saint Mary’s (3-4, 4-4) beat SFX# MtA Bish SFX lost Aca MtA Bish Aca
24 Mount Allison (3-4, 4-4) beat Aca# SFX SMU Bish lost SFX SMU Bish Aca
25 St. FX (1-6, 1-7) beat MtA lost SMU# Bish Aca SMU MtA Bish Aca
26 Windsor (1-7, 1-7) beat York lost Tor Wat Que McM UWO Laur
27 York (1-7, 1-7) beat Tor lost Wind Laur Gue McM Ott Wat Que

This took a lot of inspiration. But, in the end, the crack staff here at the OHT27 has once again come through with a ranking of excellence. Teams #4-#9 are very tightly bunched.

The big move here is that Calgary and Montreal have moved down to The Blob. While they could beat The Contenders, so too could the other teams in The Upper Blob.

NEXT UP

Fri. 25
Manitoba at Regina

Sat. 26
St. FX at Saint Mary’s
Acadia at Mount Allison
Laval at Sherbrooke
McGill at Concordia
Alberta at Saskatchewan
UBC at Calgary

OUA PLAYOFFS
Waterloo at Ottawa
Carleton at Guelph

Ask Irina Shayk to waive to the fans!

I would vote for her no problem .

The Russian agent BS and getting away with such absurdity is mind blowing in todays media .

Go Carleton .!